Friday, September 24, 2010

10 Craziest Bikinis

Burkini (burqa+bikini)

A burqini (or burkini) swimsuit designed by Australian company Ahiida. Their goal is to design swimsuits “with the respect of Islamic values and aimed to enhance the lifestyle of the active Muslim female”. Well, at least these cute chicks save money on sunscreen.
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World's Most Expensive Bikini

Would you like to spend U.S. $30 million for a piece of bikini? It sounds crazy but it's true. The glittering $30 million bikini has been created by Susan Rosen with Steinmetz Diamonds. This is the world's most expensive bikini, it uses all diamonds and no fabric. The bikini features over 150 carats of D Flawless diamonds, including a 51 carat D Flawless Pear Shape, a 30 carat D Flawless Emerald Cut, a pair of 15 carat D Flawless Rounds and a pair of 8 carat D Flawless Pear Shapes all set in platinum. Model Molly Sims wore this diamond-studded bikini for the centerfold of the 2006 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. (Link)


Dissolvable Bikini

A German company invented this marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim. The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude and embarrassed. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The only difference is that it's made from a material that completely melts away after a few seconds in water. Named the “Get Naked Bikini,” the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes. (Link)


Bacon Bikini

The best combination for a man: women in bikini and bacon. It's a win-win situation. (Link)
 

Pacman Bikini

The ultimate gift for your retro-gaming girlfriend. This Pacman bikini has it all- our favorite part is the ghost hiding at the bottom. Presumably he doesn't want to get eaten.
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Bikini with built-in UV meter

Now you're all maybe starting to think about your summer holidays, it might be a good idea to think about ordering one of these cool bikinis with a built-in UV meter, especially if you're a sun and sand type like me. This SmartSwim Bikini from Solestrom is the world's first bikini to have a meter built into the fabric. The meter is battery-powered with a lifetime of up to two years; and is waterproof of course! The UV meter displays an intensity “level” of ultra violet intensity on a scale from 0 to 20.The SmartSwim Bikini costs about $170. (Link)


Solar Powered Bikini

If you like the idea of using solar energy to power up your electronics, you may really like the idea of solar clothing. There is a new solar concept that could help you look sexy and keep you cool at the beach without an effort. Designed by Andrew Schneider, the Solar Powered Bikini is part of his iDrink line. This standard medium-sized bikini with a USB connection provides new and fun possibilities with solar power. Made with 1" x 4" photovoltaic film panels (which supply 6.5 volts at 1.5 amps), a solar bikini like this can come in handy when you want to tan and stay refreshed at the same time without getting in the water. In other words, the solar bikini allows you to power up your ipod, keep your drink cold, in an environmentally friendly manner, while you tan. (Link | Via)


Led Bikini

By far the most awesome Bikini ever, it's also the most impressive LED product.Guys can use it for directions as well, it better be water-proof though. This technology gives birth to a new term as well "Camel Glow". It may be a little inappropriate, but it contains no Nudity. (Link)


Lettuce Bikini

PETA has created a sexy edible fashion for vegetarians; the lettuce bikini. As part of PETA's Lettuce Lady Campaign, vegetarians and PETA supporters are allowing themselves to be adorned in lettuce and photographed for PETA's vegetarian media campaigns and making appearances at PETA events. The vegetarian alternative to the bacon bra is fashionable, non-greasy and reminiscent of Eve in the Garden of Eden. Anyone looking to promote vegetarianism can make their own lettuce bikini at home to get in on the natural fashion. Step by step instructions to create this strange lettuce bikini are available on the lettuce lady website and should be designed only once you're ready to wear it. All you need to create your own unique bikini from lettuce is romance lettuce, which is preferred because of its large leaves for covering your boobs and bum. (Link | Via)


Eyelet-Trim bikini

If you are the kind of woman who would wear Swarovski Crystals anywhere on your body, you would certainly be interested in these bikinis that come with those famed crystals. The White & Pink Eyelet-Trim bikini has been designed by Alessandra Vicedomini and it will make you look almost like an exotic dancer in Paris' Lido. The bikini is crafted in Italy, sent to India for handcrafting, and comes back to Italy for further final touches. It costs $625 and I am sure that isn't a heavy price to pay for these luxurious and sexy bikinis. (Link)
 

12 Most Funny Tweets Ever

Beauty is in the eye of the retweeter. They are funny because they are true: meet some of the most clever, funny tweets we've ever seen.


"My parents didn't retweet me enough" (Link)



"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'." (Link)



"May the 4th be with you!" (Link)



"Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?" (Link)
 

"Disappointed to discover that @cause is not followed by @effect. C'est la vie...?" (Link)



"You have to be concise on Twitter. Like a circumcision, everything extra gets cut off whether you like it or not." (Link | Via)



"The main idea of 'Inception': if you run a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM, everything will be very slow" (Link)



"In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003." (Link)



"At a cemetery, looking for my name on tombstones. This is the Goth version of Googling yourself." (Link)



"My personality test results came back. They're negative." (Link)



"My mechanic just told me I could pick my car up at 5 p.m. and that they 'might be having a few beers there after work'. OMG is this a date?!" (Link)



"The 'J' on the neighbors' light-up 'JOY' decoration just burnt out. A multifaith family, perhaps?" (Link)

8 Worst Breakup Stories

The man who divorced his wife after running into her in a Brothel


A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. The woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town. Needless to say, the couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing.
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The man who bought a porn DVD only to find out his wife and best friend were starring in the film


A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed. The husband, identified only by his surname Lee, discovered the illicit sex on the DVD in 2002. The sexual acts apparently had been recorded using a hidden camera and were on a pornographic DVD, titled Affairs with Others' Wives, which the husband bought from a vendor to watch at home. Lee, who lives in Taoyuan County near Taipei, divorced his wife after viewing the DVD. His friend, a butcher, fled their village. In August 2008, Lee spotted the butcher in Chungli City, returned with a knife and stabbed his former friend in the thigh. The butcher sued Lee for causing bodily harm. Lee fought but was unable to countersue the butcher for adultery, because of a five-year statute of limitations. (Link)


The man who left his wife while she went to the airport's bathroom


When a husband found out that his new wife took too long in the airport restroom, he decided to get on the plane without her! The woman in question, a teacher, had gone to use the facilities at the airport before boarding a flight back to Saudi Arabia. Exactly how long she stayed in the toilet remains unclear. What is certain is that she emerged to discover her husband had vanished without trace. The woman, who had paid for the holiday, began a desperate search of the airport and grew increasingly concerned that something terrible had happened to him. When he arrived at his destination, he calmly told relatives his new wife was still in Malaysia. His bride was not so calm about his behavior. She demanded an immediate divorce. (Link | Via)


The guy who hit on a fake Facebook profile created by his (now ex) girlfriend

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The film director who broke up with his wife after she found out he was having an affair with their adopted child


Though they never actually tied the knot, the breakup of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow's ten-year union took the tabloids by storm with its unique mix of adultery, cradle-robbing, and creepiness. The details: It was revealed that Allen was having an affair with Farrow's 21-year-old adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn. Accusations of bad parenting flew from both parties, and a bitter battle ensued over their blended brood of adopted and biological children from their union and Farrow's pre-Allen days. Farrow received custody of the children, as well as support from ex-husbands Andre Previn and Frank Sinatra, the latter of whom helpfully offered to break Allen's legs.

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The jealous wife who set husband's boat on fire after argument over Jennifer Lopez


A jealous Florida woman was accused of burning her husband's boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi after an argument over a Jennifer Lopez movie! Shannon Wriska, a 34-year-old mother of three, was arrested on first-degree battery charge and arson charges following an argument about the actress at their Milton trailer. The suspect's husband Robert, told police that she was jealous of the curvy actress and she did not like him seeing her in the movie they were watching. He said they began to argue about Jennifer Lopez, and then they both went to bed. But things soon turned heated again when Robert asked Shannon to move over in their bed. He said she yelled at him: “So you're saying I've got a fat ass?” She then left the house fuming. The next day, Robert was at a neighbor's home when his wife pulled up in her car, saw him and became furious. That's when she set his go-kart on fire, but Robert was able to extinguish it. Next, she packed her car with his dogs and told him she was going to “put them to sleep,” and punched him. Then the woman left the scene. While Robert was at his neighbor's house, she set his Jacuzzi and boat on fire, then took off. Shannon was later apprehended without incident. Incredibly, she denies all charges and says her husband set the blaze himself. The incident is now under investigation. (Link | Via)


The girl who forgot her BF was traveling and sent him several nasty emails thinking he was avoiding her


Most of us at some point in our lives have sent an email or text in the heat of an angry moment that we later regretted. In the summer of 2007, a girl named Em didn't have an angry moment, she had an angry two weeks, during which time she sent a slew of bitter emails to the boyfriend that she thought was avoiding her. By the time she learned he wasn't really ignoring her, but was actually traveling through Europe — something he'd mentioned many times to her before he left — it was too late. The emails had been sent, the damage had been done, and now this little video of her big mistake has been put together so we can all feel so much better about any communication snafus we've made in the past.

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The guy who decided to breakup with his girlfriend by setting her wardrobe on fire


A Montrose-area man is charged with arson after his 4th of July celebration ended with a homemade fireworks display consisting of his girlfriend's entire wardrobe. After getting wasted with his girlfriend and another couple at a Houston-area club, 30 year-old Albert Briede proceeded to drive home drunk, which took hours. When he finally got there, he broke his apartment's locked door "completely off its frame," and screamed at his sleeping girlfriend (she'd wisely taken a cab home), "Why did you make me do that?" The girlfriend called the cops, whereupon Briede decided to set fire to her shirts, causing their entire closet to go up in flames. Luckily a sprinkler system saved their building from total immolation, but Briede faces up to 10 years in prison and, presumably, the dissolution of his relationship. (Link)

 

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Death by Caffeine

How much of your favorite energy drink, soda, or caffeinated food would it take to kill you? Take this quick test and find out: www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/
 
222.91 cans of Mountain Dew + You = Death.


It would take 316.77 cans of Pepsi-Cola to put you down.

Gulp down 83.02 cups of McDonald's Coffee (large) and you're history. 

  You could drink 150.47 cans of Red Bull before croaking.