Tuesday, August 10, 2010

░▒ MYSTERIES OF LIFE ▒░


MYSTERIES OF LIFE
 

  • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
  • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
  • Can blind people see their dreams?
  • Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
  • Why do the alphabet song and 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' have the same tune? 

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