
MYSTERIES OF LIFE
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Can blind people see their dreams?
- Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
- Why do the alphabet song and 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' have the same tune?
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