Since the launch of Facebook’s new “Questions” feature which lets you crowdsource answers from your social circle, we’ve been dying to see just what is being asked.
As we suspected, Facebook Questions turns out to be a pretty good source of humor, and during our browsing we came across some funny questions, or questions which could receive funny answers. Of course, we thought we’d share our favorites with you.
Have a look through our light-hearted Q&A gallery and let us know any humorous Facebook Questions you’ve spotted in the comments box below.
There are these four elephants, yeah? And they are standing on the back of a giant turtle... wait, where are you going? Next!
E-mailing, mostly. Next!
You'd have to be not concentrating pretty darn hard to be force-fed a bogey. Make him wear gloves and see how the nose-mining goes then. Next!
You'll never need to do any real math beyond what you learned in grade school in the real world, and if you do, that's what accountants are for, duh. Oh, and you'll NEVER have any use for a parabola. Trust us. Next!
The ASPCA comes. Next!
Oh noes! You've worked out Zuckerberg's Top Secret plan! Watch your back... Next!
Yeah, sure buddy! We've a ton of 'em just lying around. Let us know your mailing address and we'll get a couple over to you. Next!
Unfortunately you can't. You'll have to either find a time machine and propel yourself a day into the future (without the phone, of course) or wait until there's two leap years in a row, which will mean you'll finally be in the same time zone as your phone. Next!
It means you're the guinea-pig for a company with no budget or time to launch a fully-fledged product. In the case of Google it means pretty much nothing.
We're sorry, the Fashion Police have issued Facebook with a removal notice for this question. Next!
Yeah, kids can be really hard work until you break their spirit... Next!
The sky. Next!
Why, Chuck Norris, obviously. Next!
Not especially. But we know a kid who does. Next!
We think the more pressing question here is why?
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